Month: October 2012

Zombie Prom Dress

I may be naive, but I’m not really concerned that the devil, if he/she/it even exists, is going to take over my children because they go all Bela Lugosi one day a year.  I feel pretty comfortable all children, for that matter, are safe. Can’t we leave Halloween alone?  Pretty please. I’m a Halloween fan,…

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Fabric Softener

I understand why people get behind, feel so passionately about, the environment. I spent this past weekend at the beach.  I took a walk Sunday morning.  I was hoping to beat the Halloween candy to my ass, so I was walking fast and sweating to Rihanna.  I reached the breakwater and decided to return along…

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French Cuff

I couldn’t live in Paris. Apart from the fact that I don’t speak French, I just wouldn’t be able to live my day to day there. It’s too much for daily life. My senses would be lavished all the time. The food, the views, the art, the beautiful people, the monuments. My God, even a…

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Red Flannel

I love you, but I’ll leave you.  I don’t want you, but I need you… Colder weather…dark early mornings, sweaters, holidays, the fireplace, socks and family. That’s what I look forward to every year. This song is painfully beautiful and for some expensive therapy reason it reminds me that my father never showed up to…

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Kilt

I’ve never been…”in”, “hip”, naturally cool.  In college, I really wanted to hang out in a coffee shop with the rest of the drama department, smoke, read antiquated Russian novels and drink coffee…really strong black coffee. I physically can’t smoke, I suppose I’m happy now that I’m not a smoker, but at the time I…

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Buckle

Today I realized I’ve been a fool.  It’s no one’s fault and I take full responsibility, but that doesn’t change the foolishness. I’ve been here before, but it’s been a long time, and this one was a long drawn out doozie. I have never mastered the art of hiding or pretending to be something else,…

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Cute Blouse

I have this blouse.  I bought it about two years ago.  It’s an actual grown up blouse, silky and everything.  I brought it home because it was cute and I saw it on the model in the store and thought, “I could wear that.”  It has sort of a swirly pattern and it looks very…fun,…

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Sailor Suit

Sundays are Pancake Sunday at our house.  It’s really the only day I cook and I’m working on mastering the art of the pancake.  We’ve had blueberry pancakes, regular pancakes and this Sunday…buttermilk pancakes. Pancakes are really quite simple, but you need to stick with a basic recipe and don’t mess with it too much.…

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