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The celery at Whole Foods looks awful.

Apparently it’s not easy to grow organic celery. I guess I can understand that, with all the layers and no pesticides, bugs could hide anywhere and ruin a crop.

That must be what’s happening because there are normally so many stalks to choose from and this week I’ve only found a couple that are even worth putting in the cart.

Sometimes you just have to choose from what you’re given. I’m okay with that as long as it doesn’t last forever.

Bradley Cooper was recently named The Sexiest Man Alive. I’m going to state the obvious first.

This is just silly. People Magazine doesn’t know every man alive so how can Bradley be The Sexiest of Them All?

Bradley Cooper is lovely and I read that he speaks fluent French, so that’s special, but he is not the Sexiest Man Alive.

The title should be Sexiest Man Currently Riding a Wave of Successful Movies. That would make more sense. Bradley is Mr. Right Now Sexy. He’s got the spotlight and people think he’s “hot damn” as Katlyn would say. That’s not a bad thing. Good for him.

There’s no way of knowing how many wonderfully sexy men there are out there.

Bradley Cooper is an attractive man and within the small stock of men People Magazine is pulling from, he’s it.

Kind of like the celery.

My thoughts from the laundry room. Quick nap.

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