I’m so tired of the back window over-share. This post may offend some people and for that I am maybe a little sorry. I’m sure it’s not the first time I’ve offended someone and it certainly won’t be the last, but I need to blog this out. Bumper stickers are a form of expression, I get it.…
I went to the fair this past weekend and didn’t even try the deep fried Twinkie. I was excited to go. I love fairs or carnivals. I like the sounds, smells, people watching, flashy lights, I’m a fan. This year I was pretty excited to partake in the stick food. New fair food items…deep fried everything. You…
I’ve been in my fictional worlds lately. It’s time to pop my head out and say something from the laundry room, but I need the help of a random word. Let’s see… Today’s post is brought to you by the letters L, A, U, G, and H. A laugh shows a person unlike anything else, except…
A giraffe’s heart is two feet long and can weigh up to 25 pounds. I subscribe to this magazine called Mental Floss. It’s fun and there are all of these neato facts. This past issue was called “Big Questions!” It included things like, Who invented the word twitter? (Chaucer, in case you’re interested.) and why we have eyebrows.…
“Maybe you should smoke a little pot,” said the wonderful woman solely responsible for my cute haircut. I arrived at my appointment whirling around as usual, she washed my hair as I rambled. After I took a break from speaking and a deep breath, that was her advice. Clearly I’m giving off a pent up…
I used to wear overalls. I don’t anymore. I can’t figure out if I stopped wearing them because they became off trend, or if I just decided they were no longer a good look for me. Also, why don’t I roll my jeans anymore? Is that because no one else is doing it anymore, so I…
I’ve never been a very good fan. I have a hard time wearing things on my T-shirts. I’m not a big chanter, screamer, “Oh my God…” type of person. I do, however, love music and there have been two times in my life that I have slept on a sidewalk for concert tickets. Once in junior…
When I was younger I had a cassette player. Maybe it was called a “deck”, a cassette deck. After the Mr. Microphone 8-Track, but before the Boom Box that I got for Christmas. This middle music machine was just a one deck cassette player. It was black, had a handle and when I pushed eject the…
I had to buy a new pair of spin shoes. I mean I guess I didn’t have to, but the ones I have are almost a year old and they’re not as pretty as some of the other shoes in class. They’re losing their structure, they’re a little sloppy. For those of you that don’t…