Category: humor

Wardrobe Malfunction

I feel like leather pants should be a controlled substance. They need to be behind a counter or a sliding glass window, not just out in the open for everyone to wear.  I know it sounds mean and I’m sorry, well I’m not really sorry because this is factual information.  There needs to be an…

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Hot Topic

This is important.  This post is number 300. For the 300th time I am sitting at my computer to write a post about something in or on my mind.  This one needs to be good, it needs to inspire.  This is a milestone. Now that I think about it, three hundred is not really that…

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Expensive Material

I may have missed my chance to be rich and famous. Maggie came home tonight and informed me that if I just wrote books like the one she started reading today, I would be famous and rich and people would love me. Wow, I was a little taken aback by her enthusiasm, but Maggie doesn’t…

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Wool Blanket

Bah, bah, black sheep have you any wool? I woke up this morning with those words running through my mind.  I’m pretty sure this could be the first step on the slippery slope to the crazy house. My brain kept saying it over and over again, while I made lunches, got dressed and even while…

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Billowy Cloak

The blog has felt a little heavy lately. I mean with the emotions and the breathtaking men and…religion even.  This weight happens every now and then.  I usually break it up with videos, but even the videos have been all female, piano playing, sad and angsty.  I feel the need for a lift, something light.…

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Applique

I’m a little “apptastic” lately and with that comes some guilt and self reflection. I realize most people just buy apps for their phone or iPad and enjoy the hell out of themselves.  They launch birds at pigs or keep a photo catalogue of their shoes or the contents of their house.  There’s no reason…

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Stonewashed

What’s the deal with Stonehenge? Humor is subjective, but I honestly don’t understand how Evonne did not think this was the funniest thing she’d ever seen.  It reminds Michael of a really bad Tears for Fears video. I must just have a super wicked sense of humor because I cry laughing every time.  “46 miles…

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Pocket Square

Above all else, I like quirky.  Add intelligent to quirky and I’m a goner. I love John McIntrye. You may, or may not, know that he was the copy editor and is now a production manager for the Baltimore Sun.  No, I do not live in Maryland, but he is a pretty big deal.  Mr.…

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Elie Saab

This picture is the final piece.  The laundry room is now in place and my Pinterest Life is all set and ready to go. I have great books and movies, some casual clothes for my every day treks through Paris and Rome, but most of the time I’ll be wearing gowns.  Yes, that’s right all…

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