Category: fun

Dish Gloves

I can understand why people become dishwashers. I wash the dishes in my house and recently have discovered that I like it.  It’s simple and an achievable goal.  Two things not often found in my life. There’s a pile of dirty dishes and once I’m done methodically washing and drying (of course I have a…

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Sweetheart Neckline

I love peanut butter, the movies, Saturday morning, turning the pages of a book, being in a new city for the first time, and Milk Duds. When you’re little you always hear that you shouldn’t say you “love” anything because love is reserved for people and that is true, but I use it anyway. There…

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Birthday Suit

I had a spray tan for the first time yesterday. If you know me, I’ll pause and give you a moment to laugh your ass off.  Okay, moving on. I’m Irish and German, probably the last two nationalities that come to mind when you think gorgeous cocoa butter skin.  Not a lot of us in…

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Hermes Scarf

I’m a sucker for advertising.  I’m also the woman on the car lot that walks up to the car I want, usually as the salesman is approaching, and proclaims “I love this car!”, but that’s a different story. Ads with great music, movie trailers, every damn thing in the Apple Store…all of it.  I cave…

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Open Collar

The celery at Whole Foods looks awful. Apparently it’s not easy to grow organic celery. I guess I can understand that, with all the layers and no pesticides, bugs could hide anywhere and ruin a crop. That must be what’s happening because there are normally so many stalks to choose from and this week I’ve…

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Odd Fit

Playboy bunny cattle prodded in the ass… From time to time I look at the search phrases that bring readers to my blog. The goal is that people are searching for the name of the blog, or my name. Occasionally someone will stumble upon me while searching for something else, but let’s face it if…

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Pretty Panties

Victoria’s Secret has new panties and as of late, I appear to have an addiction to the pretty things that go under my clothes.  I apologize if this is too much information, but get over it. I have what the lovely women at VS call a bra and panty “wardrobe” and yes, when they come…

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